You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
3 2 1 whiskey
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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