Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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