I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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