even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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