Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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