I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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