Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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