Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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