porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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