i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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