4 words: hood of his car
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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