We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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