We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The uberlube is also flammable
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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