Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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