i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
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