did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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