we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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