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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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