So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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