oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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