i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Help. Why am I so naked?
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