were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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