hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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Hippo gnu deer
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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