I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
