There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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