goodnight i made you a song goodbye
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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