Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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