Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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