Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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