Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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