Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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