using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck