i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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