Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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