Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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