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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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