Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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