i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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