Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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