It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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