I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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