we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Randomize
