I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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