my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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