How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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