What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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