My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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