we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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