and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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