Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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