I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
So apparently I’m into choking now
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