I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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