i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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