That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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